来吧 让心跳加速
Come on, let's get those heart rates up.
既然来了 就要有成效
You showed up today. Let's make it count!
燃烧吧
Whoo!
我在看你们 前排的 今天别想兜风
Looking at you, front row. No joyriding today.
快啊 展现你们的热忱
Come on, people. I want to feel you.
别敷衍 使出全力
Don't give me something, give me everything.
使出所有的力量
Give it your all!
我没力了
I'm all out.
拜托 小夏 你答应要在健身之路上支持我的
Come on, Shar. You said you'd support me on my fitness journey.
什么路? 我感觉我快死了
Journey to where? I feel like I'm gonna croak.
继续补充水分
Keep hydrating.
记住 对自己太好 身材就不会好
And remember, if you can't make it burn, you can't make it firm.
挑战极限 课程过半了 加油
Dig deep. We're more than halfway there. Let's go.
屁股离开椅垫
Get those booties up.
这才叫翘臀训练营
This is why we call it a boot camp.
很好 弹跳起来
That's it. Give me some bounce.
加油 谁想要紧实的小腹?
Come on, now. Who wants a taut tummy?
谁想要更有活力?
Who wants a new lease on life?
谁想要成为全新的...
Who wants to be the new... sensa...
我要...
I'm gonna just...
你们...继续冲刺
You... You keep pushing!
天啊
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
这里是911 你有什么紧急情况?
嗨 我在威尔榭大道的肯·路易斯健身
有人在飞轮课上倒下
他失去意识了
你能告诉我伤患的详细信息吗
他是肯·路易斯
洛杉矶消防队 请让让
LAFD. Make room, everybody.
他在那里 课上到一半就倒了
He's over here. He went down in the middle of class.
他有呼吸 却叫不醒
He's breathing, but we couldn't get him to wake up.
-好 烟囱 -是
-Okay, Chim? -On it.
那脚踝绝对扭伤或骨折了
That ankle is definitely sprained or broken.
是他昏倒前还是后弄伤的?
That happen before or after he passed out?
昏倒后 他已经不舒服了
After. Something was wrong with him.
也许是大腿会释出毒素的那种病?
Maybe it's that thing that happens, when your thighs poison you?
-横纹肌溶解症? -很常见
-Rhabdomyolysis? -We see a lot of it.
肌肉组织分解 并且将蛋白质释放到血液中
Muscle tissue breaks down and releases protein into the bloodstream.
我感觉这辈子都在被我的大腿毒害
I feel like my thighs have been poisoning me my whole life.
血压升高到145/97了
BP is elevated. 145/97.
他的心搏过速到132 但看着不像是心脏病
He's tachycardic, with a pulse of 132, but I don't think he's having a heart attack.
-可能是体力耗尽 -他当时很拼吗
-Could be physical exertion. -He was going pretty hard when this happened?
对 发生得很突然
Yeah, it came on suddenly.
他的嘴唇跟皮肤很干 可能严重脱水
His lips and skin look dry. Could be severe dehydration.
开始快速注射生理盐水
Starting a line and running a bolus of saline.
-在这边 -脱水? 那说不通啊
-Over here, guys. -Dehydration? That doesn't make any sense.
这期间大家都在补水
Everyone's been hydrating this whole time.
-那是水? -比水更好
-And that's water? -It's better than water.
这是肯·路易斯的紧腹茶
It's Cam Lewis's Taut Tummy Tea.
我们刚参加课程时 他们大力推销
They did a pretty hard sell on it when we first signed up for the class.
这样啊
Uh-huh.
-我热得要着火了 -你没事
-I feel like I'm on fire! -You're okay.
生理盐水在冲洗你的循环系统 尽量放松
We're just flushing your system with saline. Try to relax.
你还好吗?
Are you okay?
女士? 女士
Ma'am? Ma'am--Oh!
-怎么回事? -好 让她躺下
-What's happening? -Here, let's get her down,
-慢慢来 -茶里面有东西
-nice and easy. -Something in the tea.
扶住头了吗
You got her head?
脱水 皮肤通红 大概率心搏过速
Dehydration, flushed skin, probably tachycardic.
嘿 又有人倒了
Hey, we got another one.
好 118队纳什队长呼叫调度中心
All right. Dispatch, this is Captain Nash, 118.
贝佛利街625号需要额外的救护人员
I'm at 625 Beverly, we're gonna need additional paramedic units.
现场有多名伤患
We have multiple victims
有心搏过速 脱水和昏厥状况
who are suffering from tachycardia, dehydration and fainting.
这紧腹茶包含什么成分?
This Tummy Tea, what's in it?
每份50毫克的B3 还有镁
Uh, 50 milligrams of B-3 per serving, and magnesium.
-她喝了多少? -一小包有两份
-Uh, how much of this did she drink? -A packet has two servings.
好 所以是100毫克
Okay, so that's 100 milligrams.
她这个体型的女性应该摄入14毫克
A woman her size should be having 14 milligrams.
所以她的摄入量比每日建议量多了7.13倍
So she's taking in 7.13 more times than the daily allowance.
他刚刚算了数学? 心算?
Did he just do math? In his head?
应该是
I think so.
-我...算对了吗 -对
-Uh, was I, was I right? -You were.
考虑到那个数量的B3
And given that amount of B-3,
他们应该是急性烟酸中毒
I think we're looking at acute niacin toxicity.
大家都该补水?
Hydration all around?
马上补
Immediately.
没有什么比水更好了
Nothing like plain old water.
对 还是经典的最好
Yeah. Everything old is new again.
紧急呼救 s06e13 Mixed Feelings
你赢得比赛了吗
Well. Did you win the race?
勉强赢了
Just barely.
你不是都在消防站运动吗
I'm used to you doing your workouts at the firehouse.
我弄伤背之前比较常跑 10公里左右
Well, I used to run more before I hurt my back. Some 10Ks and stuff,
但温德尔总想拉我出门
but, uh... Wendall was always trying to get me out there.
说那是跟世界重新接轨的好方法
Said it'd be good way for me to connect with the world.
这样纪念他也不错
I thought it would be a good way to remember him.
你下次要出去跑遍全世界
Well, the next time you're out there running through the world,
应该邀我一起
you should invite me along.
真的吗 我不知道你喜欢跑步
Really? Well, I didn't know that you liked to run.
我高中时跑过
Oh. I used to do it in high school.
我以为你是啦啦队员
I thought you were a cheerleader.
我也练过越野跑
I also ran cross-country.
你还是有办法让我惊喜
Well, you still manage to surprise me.
你也想办法让我惊喜吧 冲完澡以后
Why don't you find a way to surprise me after you take a shower.
怎么 你不喜欢这一味?
What--you don't--you don't want some of this?
不了
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
-嘿 -嘿
-Hey. -Hey.
听说今天早上天下大乱
I heard you guys had quite the morning.
我错过校车 然后妈妈的车发不动
I missed the bus, then Mama's car wouldn't start
而妈刚好去巴斯托开会
on the one day Mom's in Barstow for a meeting.
真是祸不单行 对吧?
Well, when it rains, it pours, am I right?
我应该跟你妈妈说我到了
I should probably tell your ma that I'm here.
现在进去可能不太好
Oh, I'm not sure you want to go in there.
也是
Right.
谢谢你的警告
Thanks for the warning.
听说你爸来了
I heard your dad was in town.
是的 但他已经回韩国了 谢天谢地
Yeah, he was. But he has gone back to Korea, thankfully.
你不喜欢有他在?
You didn't like having him here?
不是那样的 只是...说起来很复杂
It's not that exactly, it's just... complicated.
因为你跟你爸处不来
Because you and your dad don't really get along.
我听到妈妈她们说的
I heard my moms talking about it.
-对 -但发生了什么事?
-Right. -But what happened?
为什么这么复杂? 他是你爸耶
Why is it so complicated? I mean, it's your dad.
对 他是我爸
Yeah, he's my dad.
但你知道吗 父母并不完美
Parents aren't perfect, you know?
他们也是会犯错的普通人
They're just regular people who make mistakes,
有时候还会在无意间伤你的心
and sometimes they hurt you even if they don't mean to.
如果我爸那样 我也会生气吧
I guess I'd be pretty mad if my dad hurt me.
如果我认识他啦
I mean, if I knew him.
是啊
Right.
但大半辈子都生一个人的气
But you know, being mad at someone for most of your life,
其实很累人 我不想再背着那股怨气
it's pretty exhausting, and I was tired carrying all that around.
所以你原谅他了?
So you forgave him?
我释怀了 让自己继续前进
I made my peace and I let myself move on.
你做了你需要做的事
You did what you needed to.
为你自己
For yourself.
没错
That's right.
有时候你得先照顾自己
Sometimes you got to take care of yourself first.
知道吗 你是个聪明的孩子
You know, you're a pretty smart kid.
-嘿 -你什么时候到的?
-Hey. -W-When did you get here?
刚到而已
Just now.
我们已经很赶了
You know, we're pretty late already,
你应该说句"谢谢"就上车了 亨
so you should probably just say thank you and get in the car, Hen.
谢谢
Thank you.
来 走吧
Come on, let's go.
快点
Come on.
162的平方根是多少?
What's the square root of 162?
它不是完全平方数
Well, it's not a perfect square.
所以应该是12.727
So that would be 12.727, I think.
没错 这太棒了 爸
That's right. This is awesome, Dad.
-巴克什么都知道 -是 是
-Buck knows everything. -Yeah, yeah.
不是什么都知道 好像只有数学
Not everything. I-I think it's just math stuff.
我今天上班途中
Today, on the way to work,
还精准算出了我需要几加仑的汽油
I was able to calculate exactly how many gallons of gas
才能到消防站
I needed to get myself to the firehouse.
-干嘛不直接加满? -因为算出来更有趣
-Why not just fill it up? -Because figuring it out was more fun.
原来 我喜欢数学
Turns out, I love math.
这上面说 人的中枢神经系统受到严重伤害后
Well, according to this, people can get new cognitive abilities
可能获得新的认知能力
after a serious injury to the central nervous system.
我一定是了
Ooh, which I-I definitely had.
但有些医生说那不是真的
But some doctors are saying it's not a real thing.
那你觉得我这些年来一直都知道162的平方根
Uh, you-you think I've secretly known the square root of 162 all these years
只是瞒着不说? 拜托 一定是闪电造成的
and just been holding out? No, come on. It-it has to be the lightning.
有道理
Fair point.
这有个人被闪电击中以后 就有了电的力量
This guy literally got the power of electricity after being struck.
他说他每次走进房间 电灯都会自己开关
Said the lights would turn on and off every time he walked into a room.
-真酷 -是啊
-Cool. -Yeah.
但那只持续了几周
Didn't last. Only lasted a few weeks.
我有点想要那种力量
I wish I got something like that.
像超感官知觉 或是...
You know, ESP, or...
可以预见未来 或者读心的能力
maybe the ability to see into the future or read people's minds.
听上去都很恐怖
Those sound like horrible powers to have.
也许这只是第一阶段
Maybe this is just the first phase.
也许你越强大 力量就越多
Maybe you'll get more powers the stronger you get.
对 像真正的超级英雄一样
Yes, like an actual superhero.
-你确实被闪电击中了 -经典的起源故事
-You did get stuck by lightning. -Classic origin story.
那你要怎么运用你刚获得的超能力?
So, what are you gonna do with your newfound superpowers?
他可以把数学作业的答案告诉我
He could give me the answers to my math homework.
那样你就学不到东西了
You're never gonna learn if he gives you the answers.
我是知道答案的人
I'm the guy with the answers.
听起来不错
I kind of like it.
好
Okay.
钱包
Purse.
钥匙
Keys.
-你好 -嗨
-Hi, there. -Hi.
等一下 手机
Oh. One sec. Phone. Uhp.
乔什 抱歉 我会晚点到
Hey, Josh. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm running late.
早上送小姬出门真的很难
The struggle was real getting Jee out of the house this morning.
我要带什么来着? 对 书
Do I have the what? Oh, yes. The book.
我带了 好 待会见
I have it. Okay, see you soon.
-哇 嗨 我们认识吗? -嗨
-Well, hi. Do we know each other? -Hi.
我是卡罗尔·塞克斯 隔壁第二间就是我家 蓝屋子 粉红信箱
I'm Carol Sykes. I live two doors down. Blue house, pink mailbox.
很抱歉我们还没见过面
I'm sorry we haven't met yet.
我去外地了
I was out of town.
我刚回来 听说有人搬进这里
I just got back and heard the news that someone had moved into the house.
就得来看看是谁
I had to see who it was.
-现在不太方便 所以... -这里看起来真棒
-Well, now is not a good time. -The place looks incredible.
-我喜欢你们保留了原本的细节 -谢谢
-I love that you kept the original detail. -Thank you.
可惜你在赶时间 因为我带了玛芬
And I'm sorry you're in a rush, 'cause I brought muffins.
我奶奶的老食谱
They're my grandma's old recipe.
对 真...可惜 但是...
Yeah, that is, that is too bad, but...
你们有小孩 几岁了?
Oh! You have a little one. How old?
-两岁 -我家的布伦特三岁
-Uh, two. -My Brent is three.
我应该带他来玩
I should bring him for a playdate.
来 你拿着这个
Here. You take this.
我把电话给你 我们再约时间
I'll give you my number, and we will get it on the books.
-好啊 -好了
-Yeah, sure. -Okay? There you go.
-谢谢你 -没关系 你留着
-Thank you. -Oh, no, you hold on to those.
-你会感谢我的 好吗? -好
-You'll thank me later. Okay? -Okay.
-我得走了 -得走了
-Yep. I got to go. -All right, got to--got to go.
-再见 -再见
-Bye-bye! -Bye!
"英格丽德·琼斯" "桑福德·提尔斯"...
"Ingrid Jones," "Sanford Tills..."
哇 "霍华德·韩" 你知道换成卫星电视就能省下
Whoa. "Howard Han," do you know that you can cut
一半的有线电视费吗?
your monthly cable bill in half by switching to satellite?
对 但只有第一年能省
Yes, but only for the first year.
好吧 这些大多是别人的或是垃圾邮件
Okay, so most of this is not ours or junk mail,
我联系了邮局五次都没有用
and I've reached out to the post office five times to no avail.
也许当面洽谈比较有用
Well, maybe it requires a personal touch.
把它们留在信箱里 我有时间会拿去
Just leave it all in the box and I'll take it myself when I get a chance.
好
Yeah.
说到别人的东西 这是哪来的?
Speaking of things that are not ours, where did this come from?
-那是卡罗尔的 -卡罗尔?
-That belongs to Carol. -Carol?
-隔壁第二间 "蓝屋子 粉红信箱" -没听说过
-Two doors down. "Blue house, pink mailbox." -Never heard of her.
她来打招呼 还带了玛芬
She came by to say hello and brought some muffins.
我就带去上班了
So I took them to work.
卡罗尔这个人怎么样?
So, what do we think of this Carol?
她怪怪的 有点咄咄逼人 而且真的很想跟我喝咖啡
She's odd, kind of pushy, and really wants me to have coffee with her.
她的朋友可能不多
Seems like maybe she doesn't have a lot of friends.
-你同情她? -有一点
-You feel bad for her? -A little.
我这就把烤盘还给卡罗尔 向她道谢
You know what, I'm just gonna take this dish back and I'm gonna say thank you, to Carol.
好
All right.
嗨 有什么事?
Hi. Can I help you?
嗨 我找卡罗尔
Oh, hi. I'm looking for Carol.
她的烤盘在我这里 我想还给她
I have her pan and I just wanted to give it back to her.
我是卡罗尔 但那不是我的
I'm Carol, but that's not my pan.
也许我弄错房子了 我在找卡罗尔·塞克斯
Maybe I have the-the wrong house. I'm looking for Carol Sykes.
我就是 但那真的不是我的烤盘
That's me, but that's still not my pan.
所以 卡罗尔不是卡罗尔?
So Carol's not Carol?
不是 真正的卡罗尔跟她的丈夫比尔
No. Real Carol has lived in that house
这三年来都住在那里 没有小孩
for the past three years with her husband Bill. No kids.
也没有邻居认识那个女人?
And none of these neighbors know who this woman really is?
老实说 邻居几乎都不认识我们
Truthfully, most of the neighbors don't know who we are.
真没人情味
Oh. A friendly bunch, huh?
真卡罗尔说那里有很多投资客
Real Carol said they've had a lot of house flippers on the block,
所以他们会等半年到一年 看住户会不会留下
so they tend to wait six months to a year to see if people stay.
那个冒牌货有拿走东西或是要钱吗
Did this imposter ever take anything or ask for any money?
没有 但她提过想带小孩来跟姬云玩
No. But she did mention a playdate with her kid and Jee-Yun.
太好了 又一件要担心的事
Great. Another thing I have to worry about.
我想她可能在踩点
I'm thinking maybe she was casing the joint,
看看有什么值钱的 以后再来偷
looking around, seeing what was there so she could come back later.
还真令人安心
So much more comforting.
但她何必带玛芬来还留下烤盘?
Though why bring muffins and leave a dish behind?
她留下了烤盘? 那可能有指纹
She left a dish behind? There could be fingerprints.
经过洗碗机应该所剩无几了
I don't think that would survive going through the dishwasher.
这下只剩下联络执法人员这一选项了
Well, I guess the only thing left to do is call somebody in law enforcement.
也许你跟"执法人员"可以来我们家吃顿晚饭
Perhaps you and "law enforcement" could come over to our place for dinner?
跟我们一起想办法破案?
We could put our heads together and try and crack the case?
乐意之至
We would love to.
535694.38
535,694...point-three-eight.
老天
Man.
-好了 付钱吧 我看看 -对 付钱
-Okay. Come on, pay up. Let me see it. -Yeah. Pay up.
-来吧 谢谢 -哇
-Let's go. Thank you. -Woo-hoo!
真好赚
Easy money.
傻瓜有钱也留不住 拿来吧你
A fool and his money are soon... parted.
赚钱机会多得是
Could be plenty more to come.
-我现在是学者了 -我看"学者"是法语里的傻瓜吧
I'm a savant now. I guess "savant" means "idiot" in French.
-嗨 妈 -阿姨好
-Hi, Mom. -Hey, Ms. G!
你好 玛凯拉 琪莉 你还好吗 乖女儿?
Hey, Makela. Cherie, you doing okay, sweet pea?
我发现你把过敏药留在了梳妆台上
I noticed you left your allergy pill on the dresser,
而鼻涕倒流的季节就要到了
and 'tis the season for postnasal drip.
-你知道那是什么意思 -妈
-And you know what postnasal drip means. -Mom.
你有带雨伞吗?
Did you bring your umbrella?
晚点应该会下雨 你知道...
It's supposed to rain later today, and you know...
妈 我很好 我们家里见
Mom, I-I'm fine. I'll see you when I get home.
-我上课要迟到了 -好 我爱你
-I'm gonna be late for class. -All right. I love you.
我也爱你
Love you, too.
也许我该告诉她实话
Maybe I should've told her the truth.
你都15岁了 每次去商场还都有妈妈陪
You're 15 years old and never been to the mall without your mom.
实在太扯了
That's cuckoo bananas.
你自己都说她比你的哮喘都更令人感觉窒息
You said it yourself--she smothers you more than your asthma.
你值得这么做
You deserve this.
你说的对
You're right.
-我值得 让我们去火焰剪发吧 -好耶
-I do deserve this. Let's get fire cuts. -Hell yes!
你们好吗 雷尼粉? 今天又有人要做火焰剪发了
What's up, Reniacs? Back atcha today with... another fire cut.
今天的挑战者有两位...
Today we've got two of them with...
我是琪莉
Uh, I'm Cherie.
我是玛凯拉 欢迎关注我 MKForSure
I'm Makela. You can follow me at MKForSure.
琪莉和玛凯拉之前赢了我的私信挑战
Cherie and Makela won my DM challenge the other day
现在要接受我本人的火焰洗礼了
and are about to get slayed by yours truly.
琪莉 先从你开始
Cherie, you're up first.
说吧 你想要哪种发型?
Now... what kind of cut do you want?
-修修发尾就好 -好吧
-just trim the ends. -Okay then.
你们知道现在是什么时间
You know what time it is.
剪刀...
Scissors?
-去哪了? -可恶 雷尼
-Where? -Damn it, Rennie!
我们要先用我的专利护发素来保养发丝
We're gonna start by treating the hair with my patented conditioner...
购买链接在我的个人资料里
...available at the link in my bio.
它的作用是修补坏死的发尾 修复毛躁
What this does is repairs dead ends, heals hair shafts
以及保护头发不被火焰的热度损伤
and protects the hair from any heat damage
但是 对...
But... Yeah?
-好了 -等等
-All right. -Wait!
亲爱的 我说过了不会有事的 好吗?
Boo, I told you, it's gonna be fine. 'Kay?
好 宝贝 你得坐着别动
Okay, baby, I'm gonna need you to sit still.
好了
All right.
我的天 我的天
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
这里是911 你有什么紧急情况?
水要害死她了
好 调度中心说火灭了 但有很多烟雾
Okay, dispatch said the fire's out, but there was a lot of smoke.
民众很惊慌 所以有些人跌倒受伤
People panicked. So we've got some slip-and-fall injuries
有一个人出现某种过敏反应
and one person with an allergic reaction of some kind.
这家伙用火剪头发?
So this guy cuts hair with fire?
对 其实蛮酷的 他就是"剪刀...去哪了"那家伙
Oh, yeah. It's actually pretty cool. He's the "Scissors, where?" guy.
-看来我知道剪刀去哪了 -在这边
-Think I figured out where the scissors are. -Over here!
有过敏反应的人在那边
There's our allergic reaction.
先生 你还好吗? 你能起来吗?
Right over there. Sir, you doing okay? Can you get up?
到那边坐下 我们会查看你的情况
Take a seat over there. We'll have somebody check you out.
坚持一下 你会没事的
Hang in there. You're gonna be all right.
她的心跳是120 血压是139/85
Heart rate is 120. BP's 139/85.
呼吸音减弱 有喘鸣声
Her breath sounds are diminished with wheezing.
她被烫伤或吸入了很多烟雾吗?
Was she burned or did she inhale a lot of smoke?
没有 是水 她对水过敏
Uh, no, it's the water. She's allergic.
这可不常见 这叫什么?
You don't see that every day. What is that called?
水源性荨麻疹
It's aquagenic urticaria.
很罕见 但患者通常是这个年龄段的女孩
It's rare, but it usually affects girls in this age group.
洒水器的压力可能加重了状况
Pressure from the sprinklers probably made it worse.
先把她弄干吧 我会开始输液
Let's try to get her dried off. I'll start a line.
琪莉
Cherie!
琪莉 你怎么会在这里? 你应该在学校的
Cherie. What are you doing in here? You're supposed to be in school.
对不起 妈 我...只是想自己做件事
I'm... sorry, Mom. I... just wanted to do something... on my own.
她会没事吗?
Is she going to be okay?
她很稳定 你可以和她一起上车
She's stable. You can ride along.
如果她觉得对我能有话直说 也许就不会这样了
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if she felt like she could talk to me.
你不能责怪自己
You can't do that to yourself.
孩子在探索自我的时候 是非常难以预料的
Kids are utterly unpredictable when they're trying to figure out who they are.
我们最该做的 就是在他们需要时给予支持
The best we can do is show up for them when they need us.
急诊
什么叫丹尼不在校车上?
What do you mean Denny wasn't on the bus?
校车20分钟前就来了 他不在车上
They dropped off 20 minutes ago. He wasn't on it.
好 有什么我们忘记写上日历的课后活动吗?
Okay, well, is there some after-school thing that we forgot to put on the calendar?
亨 我打给他的朋友
Hen, I called his friends.
他们说他有好几个月没搭校车回家了
They said he hasn't been taking the bus home from school in months.
那他都是怎么回家的?
Then how's he been getting home then?
亨
Hen. Hen.
-丹尼 -妈妈?
-Wh... Denny! -Mama?
天啊...
Oh, my God. Oh.
凯伦 他在这里 我找到他了
Karen, he's here. I got him.
-他在哪里? -我再打给你
-He's where? -I'll call you back.
怎么回事?
What happened?
他们开车经过十字路口 有人闯红灯
They were driving through an intersection, and someone ran the light.
大力撞上了司机那侧
Uh, hit the driver's side pretty hard.
你儿子看起来没大碍 但你的丈夫可能需要手术
Your son seems fine, but your husband might need surgery.
我的什么?
My what?
抱歉 我以为...他说那个男人是他父亲
I'm sorry. Just assumed. He said that man was his father.
幸好你没事
Oh. Thank God you're okay.
-他没事吧? -医生说他很好
-He's okay, right? -Doctor says he's fine.
不行...不行 先生 坐下来
Oh, no, no, no, no. Sir, hey, have a seat.
你有很多事情要解释
You have a lot of explaining to do.
你是怎么了? 居然做出这种事来?
What would possess you to do something like this?
你说啊
Well?
我只是想认识我爸
I just wanted to meet my dad.
从什么时候开始的?
When did this start?
-几个月前 -几个月前?
-A few months ago. -A few months ago?
这没什么大不了的 我们没做任何坏事
I don't see what the big deal is. We weren't doing anything wrong.
你认为对自己的行踪说谎
You don't see how lying about your whereabouts
到处乱跑没什么大不了的?
and going God knows where is a problem?
我们只是在公园见面而已
We were just hanging out at the park.
所以你才突然对棒球有兴趣?
This is why you were so suddenly interested in baseball, isn't it?
棒球很有趣 他很有趣
It was fun. He's fun.
你知道这样有多不负责任吗?
Do you understand how completely irresponsible this is?
我们怎么能信任你?
How are we supposed to trust you?
我们设下界限是有原因的 为了保护你
We create boundaries for a reason. To protect you.
你们不用怕我父亲会伤害我
You don't have to protect me from my own father.
你直到几个月前才认识他
Whom you didn't even know before a few months ago.
-他根本就是陌生人 -他不是陌生人
-He's essentially a stranger. -He's not a stranger.
丹尼 我们想给你最好的
Listen, Denny, we want what's best for you.
你必须相信 身为你的家长 我们知道什么对你最好
You have to trust that, as your parents, we know what that looks like.
对 重点永远是你们想要什么
Right, because it's always about what you want.
那我想要的呢?
What about what I want?!
我爸可能会死 你们都不在意
My dad could be dead, and you don't even care!
-真高兴你们能来 -感谢你们的邀请
-Hey. Glad you guys could make it. -Thanks for having us over.
我可想看看这间房子了
I'm dying to see the house.
是啊 看来很多人都这么想
Yeah. Seems like a lot of people feel the same way.
她留下的电话号码是真的 但用的是一次性手机
The phone number she left is operational. But it's a burner phone.
代表我们无法追踪或查出使用者
Which means we can't track it or have any idea who owns it.
我不懂她想做什么
I just don't understand what she wants.
哪有罪犯会带玛芬上门 还留下电话号码?
What criminal shows up with muffins and leaves a phone number?
确实有诈骗案是罪犯会上门
There are definitely scams where people come to the door
假装成附近邻居
and pretend to be your neighbor.
他们通常会要钱
They usually ask for money.
说车子坏了 被拖吊 他们需要现金
Say that the car broke down or it was towed and they need cash.
那样有用?
That works?
有时候
Sometimes.
通常他们还会说些悲惨的故事
I mean, there's usually a sob story that goes with it
让人们放下戒心
that catches people off guard.
他们会要小钱 也许50块
I mean, they ask for small amounts, maybe 50 bucks,
人们就会比较愿意掏钱
so people are more likely to give it to them.
她没要求任何东西 除了我的时间
But she didn't ask me for anything. Except my time.
她可能在为未来的抢劫勘察场地
It could be that she's casing the place for a future robbery.
好 可是我们又没有名贵的古董或者珠宝
Right, but it's not like we're dripping in antiques or jewels here.
但对方要踩过点才能知道
But you can't know that until you case the place.
她确实像是在找东西
It did seem like she was looking for something,
但我以为她只是爱管闲事 现在...
but I just thought she was being nosy. Now...
这件事让我们有点焦虑
The whole thing just has us a little unsettled.
我不喜欢在家里还无法安心
I just don't like feeling uncomfortable in my own home,
好像被人监视一样
like somebody's watching us.
一定有办法查出她是谁吧?
There's got to be a way to figure out who she is, right?
有的 但我不确定那会让你们更安心
There could be. But I'm not sure it's gonna help your comfort level.
干嘛穿得这么正式?
So what's with the fancy dress code?
那里很高档
It's a nice place.
等等 嘿 我们真的要这么做吗?
Wait, wait. H-Hey, a-are we sure about this?
放心 那里很适合施展你的新技能
Relax. It's a good place to put your new skills to use.
之后也许我们可以去赌城
Then maybe we can put 'em to use in Vegas.
这不会有好下场的
Uh, this is not gonna end well.
唐里维拉墨式烧烤 送货区 非请勿入
这是低赌金的局
It's a low-stakes game.
-罗森 -别让我后悔这么做 迪亚兹
-Rosen. -Don't make me regret this, Diaz.
迪亚兹
Diaz.
这里不是什么黑帮的据点吧?
Uh, hey, this isn't some kind of mob establishment, is it?
是另一种家族
It's a different kind of family.
独一无二的118队来踢馆了
The one and only 118 makes its presence known.
威廉姆斯局长
Chief Williams.
梅塔队长
Captain Mehta.
请坐
Have a seat.
你说得好像118队从没来过 局长
You make it sound like our house has never been here before, Chief.
不习惯你们有三个人 而且今晚还来了一位真正的传奇人物
Not used to having three of you. And we've got an honest-to-goodness legend tonight.
我还是不敢相信你活下来了 巴克利
You know, I still can't believe you survived that, Buckley.
虽然我们都很高兴你活下来
Uh, although we're all glad that you did.
-谢谢 -看看他能不能活过今晚吧
-Thank you. -Let's see if he survives tonight.
所以 三分钟是吧?
So, three minutes, huh?
-什么? -你死掉的时间
-Uh, what's that? -That's how long you were dead?
-3分钟又17秒 -你有看到什么吗 亮光?
-Three minutes and 17 seconds. -Did you see anything? Bright light?
不 我还在云梯上就看到亮光了
No, I saw that while I was still on the ladder.
换你下注了 杰尚
Bet's to you, Jeshan.
我从三开始
I'll go in for three.
-有何不可? 我都玩到现在了 -好 我加二
-Why not? I'm in this far. -Sure. I'll raise you two.
好 有何不可?
Sure. Why not?
我跟
Call.
好 两对 九和四
All right. Two pair. Nines and fours.
两对 皇后是大牌
Two pair. Queens high.
顺子 七
Straight. To the seven.
红色的是二 对吧? 我下四
Red ones are two, right? Uh... I'm in for four.
好 我会加...三
Okay. And I will raise you... three.
我听说被闪电击中的人
I've heard people that get struck by lightning
有时候会发展出特殊技能?
sometimes develop special skills.
技能? 像是什么 木工吗
Skills? Like, uh... like what? Woodworking?
高功能的玩意 像是语言或者音乐 或是数学
High-functioning stuff, like languages or music. Or math.
你知道 算数之类的
You know, like counting.
我退出 我吃不消了
I'm out. Too rich for my blood.
我跟巴克利是同事 他数学不好
I've worked with Buckley. Math is not his thing.
到河牌圈了 要下注吗
And now we arrive at the river. Bets.
你还能更积极一点吗 杰尚?
Could you be more eager, Jeshan?
三
Three.
我接受你的三 再加三
I will see your three and raise you three.
你当然会了
Of course you will.
两对 国王和九
Two pair, kings and nines.
葫芦
Full house...
-六和五 -真想不到
-...sixes over fives. -Imagine that.
真是大丰收 巴克利
Looks like quite a haul, Buckley.
是啊 哇
Uh, yeah. Wow.
那么 你想怎么领赏呢?
So, how do you want your winnings?
代我问候纳什队长 送上你们的战利品
Send Captain Nash my regards. Along with your winnings.
看来你说的没错 埃迪 低赌筋
Oh, I guess you were right, Eddie. Low steaks.
闪电没影响他的幽默感
His humor was unaffected by the lightning.
迪亚兹 这里随时欢迎你
Uh, Diaz, you are always welcome here.
但把这个人肉计算器留在消防站吧
But leave the human calculator at the firehouse.
至少等他的闪电超能力消退为止
At least until his lightning superpowers wear off.
呃 局长
Uh, Chief...
我想她注意到了
Think she noticed.
你真了解我
You read my mind.
我们不只有这些 而且我们会需要喝几杯的
Well, there's more where this came from, and we're gonna need it.
医院怎么说?
What did the hospital say?
纳桑尼尔出手术室了 听上去很顺利
Nathaniel got out of surgery. Sounds like it went well.
那就好
Oh. That's good.
无论我们多生他的气 我相信我们都不希望他死掉
I mean, however mad we are at the man, I'm pretty sure we don't want him dead.
我比较担心丹尼 他都没吃晚饭
I'm more concerned with Denny. He didn't eat a bite at dinner.
也没正眼看我们
Yeah, he barely looked at us.
竟然因为自己说的谎而生别人的气
Imagine being upset with other people for lies that you told.
我能理解
I can.
我记得我曾经超气我爸妈发现
I remember being furious with my parents for discovering
我为了参加派对而谎报代数小测的成绩
that I lied about my grade on an algebra test so I could go to a party.
我非去不可 因为我暗恋的女生去了
I just had to be there 'cause this girl I was crushing on was there.
而现在我都根本不记得她的名字了
And I don't even remember her name.
怎么会变成这样 凯伦?
How did we get here, Karen?
我以为回答他有关伊娃的问题以后
I thought that once we answered all his questions about Eva,
这件事就算结了
that this was settled.
我们忘了方程式的另一半 纳桑尼尔
We forgot the other half of the equation. Nathaniel.
但我不明白他为什么不来找我们
Though I don't understand why he didn't come to us.
他是大人 他应该更懂事的
I mean, he's the adult. He should have known better than this.
这几个月来 丹尼都当着我们的面说谎
All these months, Denny just lying to our faces.
瞒着我们到处乱跑
Running around behind our backs.
我不喜欢这种感觉
I don't like this feeling.
嗨
Hi.
我的孙子呢?
Where's my grandson?
在他房间里绝食抗议呢
In his room, on a hunger strike.
我们踏进为人父母的新阶段了 妈
We're entering a whole 'nother phase of parenthood, Ma,
我们完全没经历过的感受
and it feels like nothing we've experienced before.
感觉就像被货运火车辗过
It feels like we're being run over by a freight train.
我发誓我没碰到过这么顽固的孩子
I swear, I've never met a kid so stubborn.
我碰到过 你跟她结婚了
Oh, I have. You're married to her.
不过...别担心
But... don't worry.
算你们好运
You're in luck.
我刚好对顽固的小孩特别有一套
I happen to be a stubborn child whisperer.
亲爱的 我是外婆
Honey? It's Grammie.
我为和平而来 而且还带了点心
I come in peace and I have snacks.
请进
Come in.
我想你可能有点饿
Figured you might be a little hungry.
听说你没吃多少东西
I heard you haven't been eating much.
切边的花生果酱三明治和草莓牛奶
PB and J, no crust. And a strawberry milk.
谢了 外婆
Thanks, Grammie.
你父亲的事我很遗憾
I'm sorry about your father.
其实你妈妈她们非常爱你
You know, your moms love you very much.
但有时候当我们爱一个人
But sometimes, when we love somebody,
可能会把对方抓得太紧
we can hold on a little too tight.
尤其是对方是孩子的时候
Especially when they're our children.
她们恨我 对不对?
They hate me, don't they?
亲爱的 恨是很强烈的字眼
Honey, hate is a very strong word.
她们难过吗?
Are they upset?
对
Yeah.
失望吗?
Disappointed?
当然
Absolutely.
但我认为她们也有点害怕
But I also think they're a little scared.
怕什么?
Of what?
怕你受到伤害
Of you getting hurt.
怕失去你
Losing you.
我爸不会伤害我
My dad wouldn't hurt me.
他爱我 跟她们一样
He loves me, just like they do.
我想那要她们亲眼看到才能确定
Well, I think that's something they're gonna have to see for themselves,
总有一天
in time.
我只是想认识我爸
All I wanted was to know my dad.
亲爱的
Oh, honey.
我知道
I know.
我想她们也知道
And I think they do, too.
你想认识你爸没有什么不对
There's nothing wrong with you wanting to know your dad.
我们只是得采取正确的做法
We just have to go about this the right way.
这里是911 你有什么紧急情况?
嗨 我从鲍森街4093号打来
我老婆受伤了
什么样的伤?
内伤吧?
抱歉 先生 她的伤属于哪种性质?
拜托你派人来好吗?
我不希望这部分被录音
谢天谢地 请进
Oh, thank goodness. Please, come in.
我本来还怕他们不会派人来
I was afraid they wouldn't send anyone.
你通报你妻子受伤了?
You told dispatch your wife was injured?
没错 在这边
She's, uh... This way.
我本来想送她去急诊 但我一试着移动她就...
I wanted to take her to the ER, but every time I tried to move her...
-不会吧 你打给911? -我告诉你我去打了
-Oh, no. You called 911? -I told you I was going to.
-我叫你别打 -我不会让你死在沙发上的
-I told you not to. -I wasn't gonna let you die on the couch.
那也比羞愧而死要好
Better than dying from embarrassment.
-嗨 我是亨 你叫什么名字? -帕西
-Hi, I'm Hen. What's your name? -Patsy.
好 帕西 你能描述疼痛的感觉给我吗?
Okay, Patsy. Can you describe the pain for me?
有点像刺痛结合抽痛的感觉
It's kind of a stabbing, uh, combined with some shooting.
我一动就变得更糟
Gets worse when I mo... Aah! Move.
怎么会有嗡嗡声?
W-What is that buzzing?
我发誓 我不知道怎么发生的
I-I swear to God, I don't know how it happened.
我们本来在享受浪漫的夜晚 然后...
We were having a romantic evening, and then..
好 帕西
Okay. O-Okay, Patsy.
我需要你往后躺 我才能弄清楚是怎么回事
I'm gonna have you lie back here so I can figure out what's going on.
嗡嗡声是从她体内传来的
The buzzing's coming from... inside the house.
我知道你们在享受浪漫的夜晚
I get you were having a romantic evening, sir, but...
但疼痛开始时 你们到底在做什么?
what exactly were you doing when the pain started?
我们在...亲热
We were, um, you know, being intimate?
就你们两位 传统的方式吗
Just the two of you? Uh, the old-fashioned way?
我可能买了新奇的东西
I may have purchased something newfangled
-来增加她的快感 -好 像是...
-to, uh, increase her pleasure. -Yeah, l-like-like a...
对 我们本来很开心
Yes. Yeah, we were having a really good time.
她似乎很享受 我也很享受 然后我算是手滑了一下
She seemed happy, so I was happy. And then I kind of lost it.
她就开始尖叫了
That's when the screaming started.
我想它跑进她的膀胱了
I think it's moved into her bladder.
我来拿吗啡
I'll get the morphine.
膀胱? 拿得出来吗?
My bladder? Can you get it out?
恐怕没办法在这里进行 我们得送你去急诊
Afraid we can't do that on this couch. We're gonna need to get you to the ER.
跟更多人说这个羞耻的故事 太好了
And tell this humiliating story to new people. Great.
这么说或许有帮助 他们什么都听过
If it makes you feel any better, they've all heard it before.
谢谢你 没帮助
Thank you. It doesn't.
对不起 宝贝
I'm so sorry, honey.
我只是想确保你很享受
I just wanted to make sure you were happy.
所以 人人都可能碰上这种事?
So, this could happen to anyone?
听着 他们一年大概卖出去5000万个这种玩意
Uh, well, um... Listen, uh, t-they probably sell 50 million of these every single year.
你知道 有2500万人买了搅拌机
You know, h-half as many people buy blenders,
而一年有7000起搅拌机事故
and there's 7,000 blender accidents a year,
所以你们这种意外的发生概率是...0.03%
so... the probability of a-an accident like yours is... 0.03%.
天啊 我看到过一篇文章
Oh, God. I just read this article.
「你的伴侣不如你以为的满足吗?」
"Is your partner less satisfied than you think?"
他们说80%都不满足
They said 80% are not satisfied.
可我只跟帕西在一起过
I've only ever been with Patsy.
那数字对我来说不太妙
They did not seem like good numbers for me.
对你吗 对任何人都是吧
For you? F-For anyone.
如果用和我一起过的所有女人来计算
Uh, boy, if I do the math on all the women I've been with,
结果是...哇
that's... wow.
巴克 送她出去吧
Buck? Let's move her.
我去推轮床
I'll grab the gurney.
去急诊的路会很漫长了
It's gonna be a long ride to the ER.
尽量避开坑洞吧
Let's try to avoid potholes.
不是的 我确实想早点打给你的
No, no, I-I did want to call you sooner.
我以为我把你的号码丢了 后来又找到了
I-I thought I'd lost your number, and then I-I found it again.
我想是因为换了新手机 但我只是想确认一下...
I think I got a new phone. But I just wanted to check with you...
你觉得他会打给和他睡过的每一个女人吗
You think he's gonna call every woman he's ever slept with?
那他得先记得她们的名字
Uh, assuming that he remembers their names.
一切还好吗
Everything okay?
看来纳桑尼尔好多了
I guess Nathaniel's doing better.
他能见访客了
He's ready for visitors.
那段谈话肯定不容易
I don't envy that conversation.
你想好要说什么了吗
You figure out what you're gonna say yet?
"很高兴你没死 你到底在想什么?"
"I'm glad you're not dead. What the hell were you thinking?"
那样开头听起来不错
Sounds like a good place to start.
卡罗尔 嗨 真高兴你们能来
Carol, hi. Glad you could make it.
很高兴接到你的电话
I was so glad to get your call.
-这是我儿子布伦特 -嗨 布伦特 很高兴见到你
-This is my son Brent. -Hi, Brent. Nice to meet you.
今天天气真好
It's a nice day out.
也许孩子们可以在后院玩
Maybe the kids could play out in the courtyard.
-你女儿呢? -她午睡没多久 还在睡
-Oh, where's your daughter? -Oh, she's still napping. She went down late.
没关系
Oh, not a problem.
我们可以等 对吧 布伦特?
We don't mind waiting, do we, Brenty?
他很期待见到她
He's so excited to meet her.
对 有朋友住在附近比较好
Yeah, it's nicer when they have friends in the neighborhood.
可惜我感觉我谁都不认识
Unfortunately, I feel like I don't know anyone.
你没错过多少
You're not missing much.
他们很难相处 爱批判人
They're a tough bunch. Very judgy.
-我闻到的是肉桂卷吗? -没错
-Uh, do I smell cinnamon rolls? -You do.
我应该去看看它们还有我女儿了
I should probably go and check on them and my daughter.
你们可以先自己玩一会儿吗?
Can you guys just entertain yourselves for a few minutes?
没问题 我们一定能找到事情做的
Oh, no problem. I'm sure we can find something to do while you're gone.
嘿 麦迪 我要先回家了
Hey, Maddie? I'm gonna run home.
布伦特不太舒服
Brent's not feeling well.
等我一下 我送你们出去
Oh, if you just hang on a sec, I can walk you out.
不用 我知道路
Oh, I'm fine. I know the way.
要帮你拿那些吗?
You need a hand with all that?
结果这都是为了邮件?
So this was all about mail?
其实是优惠券
Coupons, actually.
卡罗尔的真名是朗达·费泽蒙 她是优惠券伪造犯
Carol's real name is Rhonda Fersimmons, and she's a coupon forger.
-什么? -她伪造优惠券 再到网络上售卖
-A what? -She forges coupons and sells them online.
热门商品大特价 爱捡便宜的人可无法抗拒
Deep discounts on hot items. Bargain hunters can't resist.
即使优惠好到不像是真的
Even if the deals seem a little too good to be true.
我猜他们都用现金交易
I'm guessing that's a cash business.
汇票
Money orders.
寄到你们的地址了
Mailed to your address.
她怎么会挑中我们?
Wha... How did she pick us?
她以前真的住在这条街上
Well, she actually did live in the house down the street.
但她把房子卖给了卡罗尔 来支付上次
But she sold it to Carol to pay for her legal fees
因为欺诈和伪造罪被捕的法律费用
the last time she was arrested for fraud and forgery.
她一个月前才刚出狱
Just got out of prison a month ago.
就决定重操旧业
And decided to start up the old hustle again.
但她干嘛用这个地址?
But why did she send the mail here?
她不想冒险让钱寄到她自己家里
She didn't want to take the risk of having the money mailed to her own home.
她上次就是那样被逮的
That's how she got caught the last time.
所以她决定用她以为是空屋的地址
So she decided to use the address of a house she thought was abandoned.
我跟她的假释官谈过
I spoke with her parole officer.
她违反规定
She's in violation,
这下要回去多坐几年的牢了
so she is headed back to prison, along with a few extra years now.
那她的儿子呢?
What about her son?
其实是她外甥 他正安全地跟妈妈待在家里
Nephew, actually. He's safely home with his mother.
她再也不会让她妹帮忙看孩子了
She's never gonna let her sister watch her son again.
哇 如果巴克这么做 我会气炸的
Wow, I would be furious at Buck.
家家有本难念的经
Every family's different.
我知道这个表情
I know this look.
我赞同你们的想法
I actually agree with you.
丹尼背着你们去找纳桑尼尔很不负责任
I think it was very irresponsible of Denny to see Nathaniel behind your backs.
任何事都有可能发生 也发生了
Anything could have happened, and it kind of did.
我也赞同丹尼的想法
I also agree with Denny.
只要他想 他就有权利跟他父亲往来
He has a right to a relationship with his father if he wants one.
他还小 妈
He's a child, Ma.
-他还不清楚他想要什么 -你当年不清楚吗?
-He can't fully understand what he wants. -Didn't you?
我带你去吃我们吃不起的晚餐
I was the one who took you to dinners we couldn't afford
因为我知道不能参加那场父女舞会 让你非常难过
because I could see your heart was broken when there was a daddy-daughter dance you couldn't go to.
东妮 我了解
Toni, I get it,
但纳桑尼尔偷偷跟我们的儿子往来
but Nathaniel hid a relationship with our son from us.
现在就跟他和解有点太快了
Feels a little soon to be extending an olive branch.
那要等到什么时候? 等他快死了 跟丹尼形同陌路?
Then when? When he's dying and Denny's a virtual stranger?
我们有什么缺失吗
Is there something we're not doing?
所以他才想跟纳桑尼尔往来?
Is that why he wants a relationship with Nathaniel?
他很爱你们两个
He loves you both so much.
我不认为你们有办法能取代
I don't think there's any one thing you could do differently
拥有父亲带给他的感受
that would replace the feeling he gets from having a father.
我们还没准备好面对这件事
I don't think we're ready for this.
丹尼准备好了
Denny is.
那应该是唯一的重点
And that should be the only thing that matters.
亲爱的...
Honey.
别重复过去的错误
Don't repeat the mistakes of the past.
嘿 请进
Hey. Come on in.
谢谢你们过来
Thanks for coming.
你感觉如何?
How are you, uh, feeling?
就像被车撞了一样
Like I got hit by a car.
说真的 我们也是
Same, honestly.
我无意把事情变成这样
I never meant for this to go so far.
你能体会突然接到一通电话
Can you even fathom what it was like to get a call that your son
得知你儿子不在校车上 结果却在医院找到他的感受吗?
wasn't on the school bus, and to find him at the hospital?
你们要知道我无意造成这个局面
You have to know this wasn't my intention.
我很自私 但拥有儿子的感觉真好
I was selfish. But it felt so good to have a son.
拥有我的一部分 被他需要
Someone that was part of me, who needed me.
他特意来找我
He sought me out.
我让生活中有他的感觉 蒙蔽了我的判断力
I let the feeling of having him in my life cloud my better judgment.
我不可原谅 真希望我能回去修正一切
And that is inexcusable. I wish I could go back and fix it.
你不能
You can't.
那孩子很特别
He's such a special kid.
你们把他教养得太好了
You two have done an amazing job with him.
很抱歉发生这些事
I'm sorry about how all this happened,
但我很庆幸能认识他
but I'm glad I got to know him.
就算只有一点点
Even if it's just a little bit.
我们必须建立一些严格的基本规则
We'll need to establish some serious ground rules.
什么?
What?
丹尼很爱你
Denny loves you.
不管那是怎么发生的
However that happened.
而我们也不想将这从他身上夺走
And we don't want to take that away from him.
所以我们必须达成一些协议
So we will have to establish a path forward.
这并不会容易
Which is not gonna be easy.
因为你违反了我们先前的协议
We had an agreement and you broke it.
你失去了我们的信任 你必须得重新争取
Our trust is not a commodity you have. You will have to earn it.
我会的
I will.
我保证我永远不会再瞒着你们了
I promise. I will never keep anything from you guys again.
谢谢你们
Thank you.
我先说清楚 这不是为了你 而是为了他
Let me be clear. This is not for you. This is for him.
你要是再越界 就会永远失去他
And the minute you cross the line again, it's done. Permanently.
我们的儿子 我们说了算
Our son, our rules.
我了解
I understand.
我做饭的时候 喜欢算好食材分量
So, when I cook, I like to measure out all my ingredients.
这让我觉得我就像真正的主厨
That makes me feel like I'm an actual chef.
-那我就是副主厨了 -是的
-That makes me your sous-chef. -Yes, it does.
好 副主厨 来算这个吧
Okay, sous-chef, uh, let's measure this out.
我们需要够你全班吃的饼干
We need to make enough cookies for your whole class,
所以食谱的量要加两倍
so we should triple that recipe.
-这是公制 -我看看
-This is metric. -Uh, let me see. Here.
好 没问题 185克的面粉
Okay, that's fine. Uh, 185 grams of flour,
三倍就是555克
triple that is 555 grams,
也就是4.4345杯
which is 4.4345 cups.
其实 呃
You know, uh...
也许我们应该上网找新的食谱
Maybe we should just find a new recipe online.
我们晚饭可以吃饼干吗
Can we have cookies for dinner?
我想我们可以先吃牛排 再吃饼干
Well, I thought maybe we'd have some steak and then cookies.
你知道红屋牛排吗
You know what a porterhouse is?
巴克 我是德克萨斯人耶
Buck, I'm from Texas.
好 我还真没料到
Well, I did not see that coming.
我前面的路都起火了 你跑得真快
Road in front of me was on fire. You are fast.
拜托 我们又不是在比赛
Come on, it's not like we were racing.
谢天谢地
Well, thank goodness.
否则你会领先我六条街
Otherwise you would have left me six blocks behind.
感觉真好 我只想看看我还能不能跑
Oh, it felt good. I just wanted to see if I still had it.
你绝对还能跑
Oh, you definitely still do.
-不行 -怎么了?
-Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah! -What?
我们很脏 好吗
We are filthy. Okay?
我要去冲澡
I'm hitting the showers.
说起来
You know,
一起弄脏最棒的部分 就是可以一起洗干净
the best thing about getting dirty together is getting clean together.
-准备好了吗? -好了
-You ready? -Yep.
嘿
Hey.
我们准备好了吗?
Are we ready?
一点都没有
Not even a little bit.
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